-I say have you been crying and you say, shut up-

why-is-it-always-autumn:

donating to Wikipedia is so funny. I had a prepaid gift card I wanted to kill off so I donated like $2.11 and got a reply email that was just “Thank you so much. I owe you my life. You are the most important person in the universe I love you” and then dead silence for a full year before “hey… last year.. you gave us two dollars. It was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for us. Would you possibly be willing to do it again? No worries if not. Sorry to bother you. I love you”

(via andavs)

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5 months ago

rtz669:

teacupmotif:

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

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(via mythirdeyeisgoogly)

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5 months ago

ar-lasa-mala-revas:

mintacle:

these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.

yesterday “remainingforefinger” followed me and the fact that this ISN’T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist’s assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.

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Pour one out for this choice bot url

(via mythirdeyeisgoogly)

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5 months ago

willypadilly:

willypadilly:

effemimaniac:

makel-grax:

nutellabreakfast:

effemimaniac:

effemimaniac:

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

this is how eve got expelled from Eden

I like how bong can mean both penis and that big vertical disk that makes a lot of noise.

that’s dong and gong. bong means neither of those things

This edible (fruit from the tree of knowledge) ain’t doing shit.

I’m naked.

(via mythirdeyeisgoogly)

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5 months ago

ratfuck:

you-and-i-deserve-the-world:

ratfuck:

what if you got a balls infection and it made your cum creepy colored

what if we didn’t post every thought we have

what if we held hands 🤝 peace, sister

(via kiwipeel)

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5 months ago
nudityandnerdery:
“arsonforcharlie:
“hotvampireadjacent:
“where were they
”
they were there they just didn’t die
”
“Cats have nine lives” factoid actually just statistical error. Felinis georgis, who lived in North America and did not die for 6.5...

nudityandnerdery:

arsonforcharlie:

hotvampireadjacent:

where were they

they were there they just didn’t die

“Cats have nine lives” factoid actually just statistical error. Felinis georgis, who lived in North America and did not die for 6.5 million years, is a statistical outlier and should not be counted.

(via hashtagloveloses)

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5 months ago

aveline-shepard:

melaniefangz:

whoa dude when I heard about “radfems” I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙

but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬

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(via hashtagloveloses)

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7 months ago

graegrape:

graegrape:

just a few hours left until the blue haired people run the earth btw

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(via theyellowbitchroad)

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9 months ago

metagnostic:

lets-talk-about-sects:

metagnostic:

drunk witch vibing, creating a thotty homoculus in a bubbling cauldron: premarital sex, 100 gecs. dollskill haul in the mail, snails and puppy dog tails. bone dry puss, snap score = sus. fuck the weed man for an edible, say his dick game incredible.

tiny homonculus giving her best angles in her 30$ boohoo clubwear fit:

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i’m sorry what the FUCK does this mean

suck my balls through my huge cargo shorts

(via mythirdeyeisgoogly)

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10 months ago

goopy-amethyst:

goopy-amethyst:

Finding a vandalized Wikipedia article while doing homework feels like winning the lottery with the ticket you found on the street

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“Mandarin is Valeria’s favorite fruit, if I could I would give her a hundred mandarins to prove my love for her, I love her so much fr, I wanna raise a hamster with her”

(via horreurscopes)

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1 year ago

grafzahl:

How can I ever be conservative with my spending when there are literally beverages

(via andavs)

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1 year ago

cottagecorelifeblog:

me: :((

spring: 🌼 ° 🌱 ۫ ☁️ ⊹ 🌷 🕊 * ִ ۫ 🐝 . ° 🌾 * 🌞 ⊹ ❀ 🍃 .🌿 * . 🌻 ° . 𖧷 ࣪ ᳝ ࣪ 🦋. * . ⊹ 🐛 •. * 🐞° ❁ ࣪ ᳝ ࣪ 🍃 .🌈 * . 🐌. * 🌳 ꕥ ᳝🐿️ 🍄 ⊹ 🌱 ࣪ ᳝ ࣪ 🧚🏻‍♀️ • 💐 * . ✿ ° 🌷 * . 🌲

me: :))

(via petitetimidgay)

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1 year ago

headspace-hotel:

bellwitchfaggot:

If u criticize the way the psychiatric field tends to give people medication without addressing environmental factors causing their depression and anxiety I get it and im with you, but if that criticism for you takes the form of implying that all psych meds are useless and products of capitalism I need you to know that you’re actively hurting psychotic and especially schizophrenic people who literally cannot function or exist without paranoid psychosis unless they’re on antipsychotics

Even with like, anxiety, sometimes your brain is just Like That and without medication you get disturbing, obsessive intrusive thoughts and you’re in constant distress that’s coming from nowhere

(via rebakitt3n)

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1 year ago
bebemoon:
“from @eternal222222 on ig: “pair of fairy letter openers from c. 1900.” ”

bebemoon:

from @eternal222222 on ig: “pair of fairy letter openers from c. 1900.”

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1 year ago
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